Simbas Day Off

Simba was having a nice time in pride rock with all of his bitches and tried to stay away from his daughter because all the hoes look the same.
He starts to remember about his life and the wrong decisions he made in his life, so he pimp slaps Luigi who was standing next to him while he was looking into the sunset. Luigi was sent to the Twilight Zone and was never heard of ever again.
Simba grew tired and restless so he decides to take a break from looking over his Pimp kingdom and used his paws to go on Creepypasta Chat. Something was odd tho when he got on, his tail got larger and larger until it turned into a giant dragon vibrating dildo.
He looked up at the sky and begged his father for a sign. Simba looked back at the chat and then saw something white on the other side of his laptop. It was Luigi's skeleton and it jumped out at him. His bitches were pimpless so Luigi's skeleton took over the lands and all was happy with his bony penis.
The End.